As you probably saw during New York Fashion Week (assuming everyone else is a single 30-year old woman with a pathetic fashion and sex blog), denim capris are gonna be huuuuuuge this Fall. Caroline and I have interviewed thousands of men on their biggest turn ons, and the answers speak for themselves: "denim capris are a huge turn-on for me". Make sure that you are holding them up my suspenders also; guys love undressing a girl wearing suspenders attached to capris.
So there's the word from the Fashion E.R.! Hopefully your life-threatening fashion cyst will subside so you don't drift off into fashion nothingness and fashion die! Toodaloo!
Dr. Kendra